The World Famous Norfolk turkey butcher (and arch nemesis of Jamie Oliver) Bernard Matthews has died.
|Bernard Matthews (and his son Gordon) in happier times. |
When he was breathing.
Now I don't care about his intensive farming policies, the 'bootiful funeral' jokes, the fact that he ironically died on Thanksgiving or speculation on whether he will be cremated with a large onion stuffed up his bottom.
No! The thing that concerns me is that I PREDICTED THIS IN THE PREVIOUS BLOG - "SNOWMAGGEDDON!!!"
I'm quite prepared to put it down to coincidence, and the fact that Mr Matthews was 80 years old and not in the very best of health... all I am saying is that IF my predictions are in any way correct then please be careful.
You should be especially vigilant and on the look out for any unusual behaviour over at Flamingo Land. Keep an eye on those restless militant Penguins before they get organised, start controlling all the other birds and start to take their first waddling steps towards a full-blown revolu...